waerlogas:

i may seem like an angry person on the surface but deep inside im actually angrier

i just washed all my sheets and blankets and stuff. now they all smell like fabric softener and this is the best thing ever

sluttyoliveoil:

im glad i have a tumblr so i can see the same four posts a thousand times on my dashboard

0m:

You give me a boner
not a penis boner
but a boner in my heart
a heart on, an affection erection

enemaroberts:

when you go in for a cat scan and your doctor hot af

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dagfella:

mymomcantfindthisblog:

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

Do it. I dare you. Then, when you’re fast asleep in your bed, dreaming sweet dreams of cotton candy unicorns, they will come.
The fandoms will come for you.


ok

dagfella:

mymomcantfindthisblog:

dagfella:

im gonna shove this car into a locker

Do it. I dare you. Then, when you’re fast asleep in your bed, dreaming sweet dreams of cotton candy unicorns, they will come.

The fandoms will come for you.

ok

twerkitnarry:

voguesniall:

i fucking hate mcdonalds

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fairytalesfor20somethings:

Alice’s friends were probably out at the movies or going on dates, but she had much more exciting plans for her Friday night: Spend hours scrolling through Tumblr-land.

fairytalesfor20somethings:

Alice’s friends were probably out at the movies or going on dates, but she had much more exciting plans for her Friday night: Spend hours scrolling through Tumblr-land.

dadsofficial:

So apparently it’s a turnoff to yodel during sex?

legalmexican:

Me too my mutuals